Babylyman’s looking more human all the time, no? Anyway, according to generic stats, the kid weighs about 1.6 ounces and is about 3.5 inches long, not including legs.

Why in the world don’t they include the legs when measuring length? Does this strike anyone else as odd? To cite an exact quotation, the measurement is taken “from crown to rump.” That’’s just plain weird. When else in the kid’s life will he/she be measured to the rump, but no further? Legs matter! Measure the legs!